Monday, March 30, 2009


i've decided to move again.
my roommates are fucktwats.
thus, i will move into my own place.
i'm just trying to find a place and
raise the cash to move asap.

Friday, March 13, 2009


i miss chicago.

most of the time i love where i am.
but on occasion i just have swells of homesickness.
i need to visit asap.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

field trips and the blues

i love random work field trips.
today the membership department took a trip to
one of our main distributors for our thank you gifts.

it's located in lyons, colorado.
a town primarily comprised of
a pinball hall, mountains, and blues.
oskar blues to be specific.
this place was cute and delicious.

in other news the u.s. department of education can suck it.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

random musings.

hey street scene picture.

you know what i love...
i love when i'm in a meeting and people in
the meeting just loving hearing themselves speak.
inevitably the meeting goes round and round...
it's also particularly awesome when one of the
people is spitting out sunflower seeds simultaneously.
i thought she was going to eat her flipper off.

i have taken to writing twelve tone rows during meetings
complete with inversions and matrices...that's how i roll.

did you know tonsil's can grow back...
my right tonsil has grown back.
it loves me. the only problem is it's infected.
meine kleine tonsilchen ist krank. woof.

i'm ready for the weekend,
but alas, it's merely wednesday.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

i r so smart, smrt...i mean, smart

alright party people...
i'm at a loss. i'm trying to figure out
how to follow people's blogs and i'm failing.
how do i follow you all?

Friday, March 6, 2009


i went to garbanzo's for lunch today...
the food is so-so. it ain't no taste of lebanon.
however, i ran into a an awesome tranny.
she was in this hot bubble coat, chuck taylor's, and had a beatles t-shirt on.
i wanted to scream let's be friends...but resisted, barely.

peace it.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

a blogalicious hello to you.

hello cyberland,
i am going to give this a try.

let me tell you a bit about me:

this is me
in a bonnet
with hoop earrings...
it's hot, don't fool yourself.

i'm an opera singer.

i'm super klutzy.
but a graceful klutzy.

i wear glasses.

i like to have fun.

let's be friends. :-)