Friday, June 19, 2009


a-i'm not dead (yay for surviving toxic shock)
b-i'm doing dutchman this summer
c-some of my friends and i have started this blog
d-you should check it outAdd Image

Friday, May 29, 2009


if you were allergic to your office would you tell someone?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


current obsessions:
russel brand's standup
whole foods iced americano's
aveda's confixer
neighborhoods in nyc

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Thursday, April 30, 2009

givin' it...

the old kumbya.
do you ever have days where
all you want to do to people is scream
why are you such a dumb ass?

Monday, April 27, 2009

i love weekends

...especially when they involve haircuts.

squirrel underpants.

also, i'd like you to know that the church i sing at was officially possessed this weekend...intrigued, you should be.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

what wonderous love is this...

i'm fairly certain that holy week is going to be the death of

Monday, March 30, 2009


i've decided to move again.
my roommates are fucktwats.
thus, i will move into my own place.
i'm just trying to find a place and
raise the cash to move asap.

Friday, March 13, 2009


i miss chicago.

most of the time i love where i am.
but on occasion i just have swells of homesickness.
i need to visit asap.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

field trips and the blues

i love random work field trips.
today the membership department took a trip to
one of our main distributors for our thank you gifts.

it's located in lyons, colorado.
a town primarily comprised of
a pinball hall, mountains, and blues.
oskar blues to be specific.
this place was cute and delicious.

in other news the u.s. department of education can suck it.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

random musings.

hey street scene picture.

you know what i love...
i love when i'm in a meeting and people in
the meeting just loving hearing themselves speak.
inevitably the meeting goes round and round...
it's also particularly awesome when one of the
people is spitting out sunflower seeds simultaneously.
i thought she was going to eat her flipper off.

i have taken to writing twelve tone rows during meetings
complete with inversions and matrices...that's how i roll.

did you know tonsil's can grow back...
my right tonsil has grown back.
it loves me. the only problem is it's infected.
meine kleine tonsilchen ist krank. woof.

i'm ready for the weekend,
but alas, it's merely wednesday.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

i r so smart, smrt...i mean, smart

alright party people...
i'm at a loss. i'm trying to figure out
how to follow people's blogs and i'm failing.
how do i follow you all?

Friday, March 6, 2009


i went to garbanzo's for lunch today...
the food is so-so. it ain't no taste of lebanon.
however, i ran into a an awesome tranny.
she was in this hot bubble coat, chuck taylor's, and had a beatles t-shirt on.
i wanted to scream let's be friends...but resisted, barely.

peace it.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

a blogalicious hello to you.

hello cyberland,
i am going to give this a try.

let me tell you a bit about me:

this is me
in a bonnet
with hoop earrings...
it's hot, don't fool yourself.

i'm an opera singer.

i'm super klutzy.
but a graceful klutzy.

i wear glasses.

i like to have fun.

let's be friends. :-)